Oya oya?

How exactly did this end up here? Hmm...

Kuhahaha!

Yes, well...

Ahem:

"When I kill the mafia I think I will prove Chikusa wrong and get a chocolate river."

Perhaps I'll keep this in mind.

[The sound of paper being crumpled is heard. After all, the discarded writings of a 7-year old are clearly of no value.]